Fake Internet Girlfriend is a service site that, for a mere $250 a month, will set you up with a fake Facebook girlfriend. You even get to be quote “In a Relationship.”

What else does the fee cover? Your fake girlfriend will leave or receive a few voicemails and send 10 timely texts.

Why on earth would you be in the market for a fake gf you never even speak with? Reasons range from bragging rights, to the serious stuff of keeping their private lives private (your own virtual beard), or a work-bias against singles who aren’t as likely to be serious and committed to a job.

No need to orchestrate a real-life romantic comedy, just set yourself up online ... fake girlfriends await!

 (Jezebel)

When you were reading 50 Shades of Grey did you ever fantasize that you and your boyfriend, husband or crush were the main characters in the story? Well put your imagination to rest, because UStarNovels, an international erotic publishing company, offers personalized romance novels for adults. All you have to do is supply them with your name, your sweetie's name, and a few pieces of personal information, like favorite perfume or hobbies, and you are halfway to becoming the next Anastasia Steele!

 (HLN)

Thursday, I was helping set up for our sister stations Kidzapalooza event at the state fairgrounds in Columbus. They have lots of cool indoor rides and inflatables for kids, including a Zipline! Yep, I asked them if I could test it out. Here it is...

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If getting ink is on your list New Year's resolutions, the journal Science has six new studies that might make you reconsider getting a tattoo. The survey shows that people drastically underestimate how much their tastes will change in the future, meaning you're more likely than you think to regret decisions that have permanent consequences, like getting a tattoo. If you're considering some ink, ask yourself four questions:

1. "Why do I want this tattoo?" Complete this statement and be specific: "I want a tattoo of [describe design] because …" The best reasons involve a sense of aspiration.
2. "Does the tattoo I want represent a phase or a trend?" Some tattoos are like fad diets: they become outdated fast.
3. "Why do I want a tattoo here?" Your body is your billboard. If you want to be discreet, think again, especially who you want to hide your tat from. If you chose an area that tends to be exposed, weigh the professional consequences: Is ink frowned upon in your line of work?
4. "Will this tattoo look good when my skin doesn't look this good?" When skin ages, tattoos can get saggy and distorted. The face, neck and upper chest are most prone to wrinkles. Boobs, belly, hips, shoulders, upper arms and lower back are easy targets for stretch marks with pregnancy or weight fluctuations.

 (Women's Health)

We’re more than a week into the New Year, which means there’s a good chance you’ve already broken your New Year’s Resolutions – especially if it’s one of these resolutions that everyone seems to end up breaking:

Lose weight

Spend more time with family

Stop drinking so much

Learn something new

Relax more

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