Here’s a rundown of some undeniable universal laws.
- Law of Probability – The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
- Law of the Alibi – If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
- Line Law – If you change lines at the store – or lanes in traffic – the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now.
- Law of the Bath – When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
- Law of Close Encounters – The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
- Law of the Theater – The people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last and they are the ones who will leave their seats the most get food, soda and go to the bathroom.
- The Starbucks Law – As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
- Doctors’ Law – If you don’t feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you’ll feel better. Don’t make an appointment and you’ll stay sick.
